Well I, “The Professor of Time Travel (and Stuff), was just leaving my “Brown Box” (hint: it’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside) off to go volunteer my services to the “Men In Black” again (yeah, Zed pays me a stipend for my services) but as I walked down towards MIB headquarters to meet up with agent J and K (yeah, he came back from retirement again), I ran into the Warner siblings (Yakko, Wakko and Dot). They were being chased by the most unholy naughty spawn creature of the Netherverse, a off- white furred Hound of Annoyance.
It snarled at me in the voice of an angry young woman who couldn’t control her own inner demons and said: “I was going to destroy your favorite family Professor but not I shall destroy you.”
Then Yakko stole one of my Kender spoons of Turning and with a rather strange child-like wisdom said “Run Run you creature of annoying actions and words- go back to the Netherverse that spawned you!”Â
The cowardly naughty spawn disappeared in a puff of retching smoke. Then I had to buy the Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister) lunch for their heroic deeds. Also I had to take them out for ice cream and went and saw a double feature…
And that’s the reason I was half an hour late to meeting up with Agents J and K 😦 … really, it was one of those Multiversal emergencies that just happens, y’know
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Musings of a former Filson hat 